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Trent Williams Wins Any Fight He Wants
Nothing much more to be said. If I'm in a fight, I don't care who I'm fighting, I want Trent Williams on my side. Trent is one baaad ass...
Oct 15, 20231 min read


Credit Where It's Due
The whole YouTube/Celebrity boxing thing is a load of shit, right? Like I get it. You get paid a shit ton of money to kind of box for...
Oct 14, 20231 min read


Keon Coleman Is A Monster.
Another Saturday, another Keon Coleman coming out party. The kid got away from that shit hole of a program at Michigan State and has been...
Oct 14, 20231 min read


Bet With AB, Take Whatever.
I've lost count of how many damn takes of Bet With AB we've done. We're right around 50% hit rate. Anyway, here is what we will call take...
Oct 13, 20231 min read
Vikings Were Just Normal Humans Like Us?
Wait, so you're telling me that Vikings had houses, with windows? This is bullshit. Like the Vikings from the 800's? They also have air...
Oct 13, 20231 min read


99% Of These Primetime Games Have Sucked.
I think we've had one prime-time game this year that has actually been decent. Tonight's is no different. Am I still gonna watch? Of...
Oct 12, 20231 min read


What's Better Than Football On Thursday Night?
Football on Wednesday night. We have entered the best damn time of the year. We have football 7 damn days a week and it is so nice. AB'...
Oct 11, 20231 min read


You Know A City Hates You When They're Doing This.
That is Matt Canada. Offensive coordinator for the Pittsburgh Steelers. He sucks. Like absolute dog shit kind of sucks. He seems like he...
Oct 10, 20231 min read


There Is One Man I Am Not Pitching To If I Am In The Playoffs
Yordan Alvarez. He came into today's game with 3 home runs in 2 games. At a certain point you have to pull your head out of your ass and...
Oct 10, 20231 min read


I Can't Blame Him
Cheeto here was wandering around a Michigan town called Carleton, with a Cheeto box stuck on his for 3 days. Do I blame? Not a damn...
Oct 10, 20231 min read


Tiger Woods Got Chirped By A 11 Year Old
Don't have to look too far to realize that the world is full of crazy shit. Tiger Woods taking an L at the hands of an 11 year old is...
Oct 9, 20231 min read


The Hackett Bowl Was Exactly What You Thought It Would Be.
Two of the worst teams playing in the most important game of the day, The Hackett Bowl. Didn't think you'd ever hear that sentence in...
Oct 8, 20231 min read


What's That Saying Again?
I think it's "If someone shows you who they are, believe them." Or something like that. Well, the Titans have shown me who they are and...
Oct 8, 20231 min read


Stefon Diggs Weekly Sideline Cry Fest Is Getting Old
If a sports book put odds on a Diggs tantrum every Sunday the odds would be -1000. We're approaching "biggest baby in the league"...
Oct 8, 20231 min read


No One Chokes Like The Boys In Blue
Sure, the Dodgers won a World Series in 2020 when championships didn't count. Since then, and really before then, it's been a choke fest....
Oct 7, 20231 min read


Texas? Not Back, Never Will Be Back.
The yearly tradition of wondering if Texas is back needs to stop. I have seen enough damnit. It doesn't matter who the coach is, it...
Oct 7, 20231 min read


Travis Kelce, Not A Football Guy.
Look, I'm going to be frank with you guys, I did not want to revoke his football guy card, but I had too. I had to protect all the real...
Oct 6, 20231 min read


Maybe The Worst Opening To A College Football Game I Have Seen.
What I am telling you is, I can't remember a worse opening to a college football game in my life. That may be a bit much but come on...
Oct 6, 20231 min read


Guys Dressed In Pink Can't Stop Fighting On The Golf Course.
Lots to unpack here. First of all, I need to know why 90% of these guys are wearing pink. New gender reveal method? Just all love the...
Oct 6, 20232 min read


Up Yours Pasadena
Altadena is a city in California. I guess Altadena is partially from a Spanish word “alta”, which means upper. And the “dena” part refers...
Oct 5, 20231 min read
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