Fat Bear Week Is In Jeopardy

Today's weird news of the day is brought to you from Alaska. Yeah you read that right. Alaska's fat bear week is in danger of being postponed.

Politicians generally suck but this is a step too far. Keeping the fat bear week from running should be a fireable offense. The fine folks of Alaska and beyond have a full on March Madness style bracket for which bear is the fattest. This is a contest I can get behind. Last years winner was 747.

Yeah I can confirm he is one fat son of a bitch. He is estimated to weigh upwards of 1,400 pounds. Apparently he has won 2 of the last 3 fat bear championships. Some would say he is establishing a dynasty. Similar to the Celtics 1950/1960's run. Shoutout 747. Hopefully the government figures their business out so our guy 747 can run it and go back to back.