NFL Coaches Are Getting Dumber By The Day

So dumb in fact I think I could have a shot at out-coaching one of these idiots on any given Sunday. I'm serious. It's astounding how dumb these guys are. Going for it on 4th down on your own 30 yard when you're down with 1 minute in the 4th quarter is one thing. Doing that early in the 4th quarter or 3rd quarter is a whole other thing. I don't care what your shitty analytics tell you to do, PUNT THE DAMN BALL. Then you have coaches who go for it on 4th down instead of taking a field goal early in a game. Take the damn points. And they do this shit every week. I still don't get it. Since when did being risky and consistently shitting down your leg, become the new way to become a head coach? You know who the leader of the dumb head coaches group is? Brandon Staley.

I am 99% sure this guy holds weekly zoom meetings with other coaches on how they can make themselves look even more foolish the next week. The amount of times this idiot has tried to screw over one of my bets should be a fireable offense in of itself. I've watched him not kick a field goal, or go for it on 4th down from his own 25 yard line so many times it has taken years off my life. I could not imagine rooting for a team he coaches. I would have a heart attack every damn week.

P.S. How about the tree trunks on Andy Reid here? Goodness gracious.

P.P.S. I don't care what your shitty analytics say. Punt the ball, take the points.