The Astros Are Dead. We Only Have One Man To Thank.

When you say your bedtime prayers tonight, make sure you give thanks for Adolis Garcia. He pretty much single-handedly beat the Astros. No, actually, he didn't just beat them, he killed them. They are dead. No pulse, nothing. See you frauds on the golf course tomorrow morning. This Adolis guy has now hit 5 home runs in 4 games against the Astors. 4 of those have come after the Astros drilled him in 5. If Adolis wasn't already awake (he was), the Astros sure as hell woke his ass up when they drilled him. Here are both of his bombs tonight.

One.

Two.

You want to talk about showing up on the biggest stage? Just talk about Adolis. Hitting two tanks in game 7, against the team that drilled you, in my opinion, intentionally, is the biggest "piss in your cheerios"moment we have seen this postseason. Everyone thought the Astros got awakened game 5 when the benches cleared, even Martin Maldonado said it.

When in reality, they just woke up Adolis even more.

Let me be the first to say, it couldn't have happened against a better team. Sure, the Astros haven't cheated in a while (as far as we know). But it still brings me joy watching them lose. They'll always be assholes to me for what they did to the league. It could be 20 years from now and it will still bring me joy watching them lose. So, thanks Adolis. Beers on me if we ever cross paths.