There Are Worse Places To Have This Happen Than Vegas

Tough morning for this guy from California. Waking up, coming to, and not knowing how you got somewhere has got to be a top 5 all time rattling experience. But hey, Vegas seems like a pretty good place to wake up and not know how the hell you got there compared to his options. Let's break a few of these options down.

First on the list, jail. Pretty damn clear no? If you wake up in jail and have zero clue how you got there, you already know you're in one bad. It could be they just found you passed out and you smelled like alcohol so they took you in, or you could have murdered someone. The options are endless, you just know you're in a load of shit. You don't have your phone on you, you're probably in a cell with a bunch of other people who also don't know how they got there. Your food options are also shitty. An all around bad place to wake up in.

Second on the list, North Korea. Also pretty damn clear, but if I woke up in North Korea without knowing how I got there, I am automatically assuming Kim Jong Un wanted my ass as a negotiation piece and someone drugged me up and flew me over there. That or he heard I am as lethal on the glass as his pal Dennis Rodman was and wanted me to come over and give him a couple tips on how to dominate the boards.

Still the oddest friendship in the world outside of what? I guess maybe Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett. That one never made much sense to me but shoutout Tony Bennett. Oh, also Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart. That one isn't so much weird as it is just highly unlikely. But I think everyone would like to be friends with Snoop if they could so shoutout Martha.

Last place on our list of worst places to wake up in and not know how you got there, your crazy ex's bed.

Self explanatory no? The psychotic one you've been running from for years that ruined your life. Not the one you split with cordially. Nope. The one who you think may kill you if given the chance. No bullshit and jokes aside, I think I'd honestly rather wake up in North Korea with the chance of getting out with my life.