This Guy Shot His Roommate In The Ass For Eating The Last Hot Pocket.

Look, I don't support this so don't accuse me of that, but I can't really blame the guy. There's nothing worse than looking forward to that hot pocket you've been saving and thinking about all week, only to come home to it being eaten by your annoying roommate who has been pissing you off for months.

The smiling mugshot is all I need to know, that Clifton is more than likely willing to put his life on the line for his hot pockets. Zero remorse. Next roommate Clifton has needs to sign on the dotted line that he won't come near Clifton's hot pocket stash.