Very Tough Defense

A quick visit to wikipedia tells you that the name of Columbus Ohio comes from an Indian term that means "team with very tough defense". That was news to me. I thought it was just named after Christopher Columbus, the guy from Italy who sailed all over God's green earth. I also think he may have killed a ton of people but don't quote me on that. We will just stick with the "guy who sailed all over God's green earth."

Anyway, Ohio is home to many, many football teams. Ohio State, Cleveland Browns, Cincinnati Bearcats, Bowling Green, and so on. There's a shit ton of football teams from Ohio. None of them matter to us this Sunday though. Except for the Cincinnati Bengals. Now there is a reason why the Bengals don't come from Columbus, the city in Ohio that means "very tough defense". Why is that? Because the Bengals defense sucks ass. They are actually the exact opposite of "very tough defense". And that is why tomorrow, we play the over in the Bengals/9ers game. Points galore.

AB's Pick: Bengals/9ers over 43.5